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The Re4pers => Public Announcements => Topic started by: Xerxates on 01/04/2017, 02:20

Title: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Xerxates on 01/04/2017, 02:20
(https://cdn.re4pers.com/img/bunkster_alert_banner.jpg)

Tired of that shoutbox spam?
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 (https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1167)
stonedmedic (https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1167): Btw it's bunkster effect time 15/08/2016, 18:18
Karbooo (https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1162): In case you have not noticed, but TheBUNKSTER is online!!!!!!!!!!!! 28/08/2016, 18:04
Karbooo (https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1162): is @bunkster going to play tonight? please tell me so I can schedule my evening!! 24/02/2017, 16:24
Karbooo (https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1162): Bunkster is playing! 09/03/2017, 18:54
PandaFraHelvete (https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;u=999): Attention everyone, TheBunkster is online, I repeat, TheBunkster is online! 27/03/2017, 18:57

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Annoyed by checking the online list every few seconds?
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Here is the solution! Introducing:

The Bunkster Alert
(Patent pending)

What is the Bunkster Alert?
TheBunkster Alert is a recently added feature to the Re4pers Website,
which informs you (almost in real-time) as soon as TheBunkster is going online in Planetside 2.

How do I get notified?
There will be a message at the top of the page and a continuous alarm sound,
so no need to check the website regulary, you will hear it! Just keep the page running in the background and make sure that you are logged in.

Why would I need that?
You gotta be kidding me, right? This can't be a serious question!
Keep trolling somewhere else.

Are there more features planned in the future?
Yes of course! You can soon get notified via mail or push notifications directly to your Android/iOS phone.

PS: Happy April Fools Day  ;)
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Karbooo on 01/04/2017, 05:48
I love you, but..

You should've done something real like adding directive points.. it still says soon.
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Flatsemmel on 01/04/2017, 07:49
"push notifications directly to your Android", oh boy, my dream will come true
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Karbooo on 01/04/2017, 08:24
Check the date ;), but I like the idea anyway!
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Wolkenwand on 01/04/2017, 08:39
Man! You cant do this to me in the early morning, just spit my coffee!! Amazing!
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: MrFFF on 01/04/2017, 10:16
 Damn it now i want this...
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: stonedmedic on 01/04/2017, 10:25
Xerx, that's great and all but there's still a long way ahead of us in terms of polishing your amazing feature. please develop a smartphone app with push notifications. preferably with three alerts. one day before he goes online, an hour before and finally when he's there already. also, we all love pie charts, don't we? so on top of all that a pinch of some data informing us about an average time spent in game or number of bases captured by Reapers would really shine on it. :)

edit: damn, i fell for it. thought it's real.
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: PlantPotSoldier on 01/04/2017, 11:00
damn wish this was true!
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: NixxonUK on 01/04/2017, 11:45
LOL .. the most believable April Fool gag since the famous "Spaghetti Tree" report in the 1950s (and no, Karbooo, I wasn't around to see that one).

Top marks, Xerx
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Caya on 01/04/2017, 12:47
Great idea! Love it :D

Too bad it is that day of the year...
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Karbooo on 01/04/2017, 15:12
Quote from: NixxonUK on 01/04/2017, 11:45
LOL .. the most believable April Fool gag since the famous "Spaghetti Tree" report in the 1950s (and no, Karbooo, I wasn't around to see that one).

Top marks, Xerx
How come is that? I can recall you mentioning VAT69 and D-Day for some stupid reasons in the past..
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: PandaFraHelvete on 01/04/2017, 21:30
I'm kinda disappointed this is not gonna happen
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Flatsemmel on 01/04/2017, 21:44
April fool jokes about world hunger ok, about trump selecting a random country for a war fine, but this ?? Truely diabolic :( :'(
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Xerxates on 03/04/2017, 08:16
Even though it's only a April Fool joke, the feature is actually really there and currently activated by default. You can activate or deactivate it in your account settings: https://re4pers.com/index.php?action=profile;area=account ;)
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: TheBUNKSTER on 03/04/2017, 08:41
What an honor  ;D  Thank you Xerx!
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: syyyyyyy on 03/04/2017, 17:05
And just like that, everyone has changed to have Bunkster alert on?
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: Gwynbleidd12 on 03/04/2017, 20:48
Haha I just came to side and got the alert...I thought whaaaaaaaaaattttt I go into the bunker...and then oh yeah Bunkster alert :D Love you Bunki!!!
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: TheBUNKSTER on 04/04/2017, 08:47
I thought it was joke as well. Obviously one should never underestimate the german humor  ;D

Thank you, Xerx. I feel very honored.
Title: Re: Website Update 2.3 | Introducing: The Bunkster Alert
Post by: NixxonUK on 04/04/2017, 20:52
You are shitting me ... it's actually real????  I genuinely LOL'd at hearing that!

Xerx you are awesome!